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Conspiracy theories are bigger than ever nowadays. There are conspiracy theories for just about anything you can think of. Quote me on this. My friends and I looked up a ton of dumb and random ones. We found some of the dumbest ideas for theories. So when I was up late looking through random feeds on Reddit and found one about sports conspiracy theories. I knew there would be legit theories and a ton of funny theories. I made a list of my favorite.

1. That David Stern sent Bettman to the NHL to keep it from overtaking NBA market share. – lilsebastion

This is my favorite one. I know those two are working on something to kill the NHL. I just know it.

2. The 1985 NBA draft lottery was rigged so that the New York Knicks would land Patrick Ewing. The rumor is that the envelop was frozen so that David Stern could feel the cold and pull out the right one. – Hobash

3. NHL: The 2005 lottery was rigged to get Crosby to Pittsburgh to save the franchise and keep them from moving to KC. – penuswilliams

The year before they had Marc Andre Fleury with the #1 pick. The next Malkin with the numero dos. The next year Crosby #1. I doubt it was some grandiose scheme of keeping Pittsburgh relevant, it’s just the Penguins were bad for so long they were bound to eventually going to get some stars. Black_Gallagher

My argument to this theory: The Toronto Maple Leafs.  wisco_love

My argument to this theory is the Detroit Lions. You don’t need to check sports betting sites, ESPN or a list of top online sportsbooks to see this. They have struggled more and for a lot longer than both the Maple Leafs and Penguins.

4. That the New York Islanders have fans. – bobovski

5. That the Toronto Maple Leafs are actually an experiment the Canadian government is doing to see how long it will take fans to turn on a team that is never good. – Danosoprano

They are doing more intensive experiments with the Detroit Lions.

6. Undertaker winning all those Wrestlemania matches. C’mon, how can he possibly do that? Its got to be fixed. -  Tapeworms

No way was wrestling fixed bro.

7. I’m at least 46253% sure that a global conspiracy has been set in motion with the sole goal of fucking over Toronto sports fans. Let’s look at the mountain of evidence here:

-the Leafs. I don’t even need to elaborate on that.

-The Jays lost 3/5ths of their starting rotation within the space of a week. The Orioles made the playoffs for the first time in 15 years. Coincidence? Duh, it’s obvious the Red Sox are trying to steal our manager.

-The NFL keeps on trying to give us the Bills. I guess they figure the team would fit right in here given how we’re already pretty good with dealing with perennial losers, but couldn’t they like give us the Pats or something? Sure they’re despicable but at least they’ve figured out that you’re supposed to kick the ball in between the goddamn uprights.

-The Raptors? I don’t get it; it’s like all of the Americans are too scared to come play here. Is it the snow? It doesn’t help that we’re not one of Stern’s Chosen Franchises–I mean like, come on, we got the number one pick when the best player available was Andrea freakin’ Bargnani, if anything Stern is actively trying to sabotage us even more.

-TFC? Well tbh I can get standing room tickets in the supporter’s end and a hotdog for like $25 so they’re pretty dope I guess even though they’re shit. – SlowDownGandhi

Are we going to forget about these jerseys too?

8. The Miami Heat. – uncblue123

Taco Bell and I have a love hate relationship. I hate that their meat is crap and that your body pays for it after eating those tacos and burritos. But it tastes so good and it’s hard to stop eating once started. The prices being pretty low really help with me loving this place so much. I’m still waiting to try their breakfast and that waffle taco. Their 5 layer burrito has been my main plug since TB started selling it. It unfortunately did not make the list. However the 7 layer did and I didn’t even know they had one of those.

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1. Roll a joint of only kief.

2. Put that joint of kief in the middle of a bigger joint/blunt of weed.

3. Roll Up!

For those who want to get crazier do these 3 things below.

A. Get more kief.

B. Roll your kief blunt/joint in more kief.

C. Roll that up.

4. Inspect the joint/blunt.

5. Get higher.

I’ve always shied away from putting kief in joints and pure kief joints. They never seem to burn very well. That is until now. I have to try this as soon as I get my kief up. A special thanks to Loughery219 for the pictures and Reddit.

There are so many movie characters that I would love to party with. Steve Stifler being at the very top. It’s scenes like the one above that make him so out of control, funny and loyal to his friends. Maybe because I already have a friend just like this, so it would twice as crazy hanging out with Stifler.

Click here for Bro Bible’s 8 Movie Characters We’d Like to Party With the Most.

High Times put together a list of the 13 most controversial pipes out. Pipes ranging from Jesus, Obama to Hitler. All look like they have been glssblown very well but are a bit controversial. What’s the point of making something if we’re not going to talk about it?

Check out the The 13 Most Controversial Pipes HERE.

The following article was made possible from the guys over at UltimateTop10s, a place to find humorous top 10 lists.

When Jay from Jay and Silent Bob said “who smokes the blunts?” he may not have been referring to himself, as it seems that animals also like to smoke them – when we are not looking.

You know that time you were that stoned that you swear your dog was burning some trees with you and started talking to you? Well, my friend, it may not have been because you were stoned. We have clear evidence that shows that animals like to get high too. Strangely enough it seems that canines like to drive down doobie lane more than any other species. We guess there is a reason why a dog is a man’s best friend.

The conspiracies are endless. You know when you shout your dog and they just zone out for no reason and decide to ignore you? Or you throw a ball and they just sit looking at you with a face as if to say “and”? Well, they have obviously been in your secret stash.  Yeah, you thought it seemed to go down quicker than before but you were unsure.

Without any more delay, enjoy 40 pictures of animals that look like they have smoked a whole doobie all to themselves. Talk about being selfish.

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Smoked on 4/20 and you’re now worried about a random drug test within the next 30 days? Good thing is if you don’t smoke often and are a bit fit, you’ll be okay. The THC usually gets out of your system within a few days to a week if you’re not a heavy smoker.

But for those you got very high and are a bit worried about a drug test. We have just the list for you. We have 7 ways that can actually help and 3 ways to make you laugh. Comment for any questions.

1. The Whizzinator

Used this one time for a work drug test. The easiest thing to do for a drug test besides staying sober. Just takes some planning and the feeling of awkwardness for a little bit.

2. Bring Clean Pee

No need for explanation. Right?

3. Ready Clean

Just follow the directions on the back of the bottle. Very simple and easy. You can find these at every smoke shop and just about every party store. You can get some for the low HERE.

4. Renew Me Detox Tea

Drink a gallon of this throughout the day before your drug test. Pee often and make sure to take some vitamin B to make your pee more yellow an hour before your test. This is if you know when your test is. Of not, this isn’t your best option. You can buy Renew Me Tea HERE.

5. Niacin

I’ve never personally tried this before. I know people that have and it has seemed to work most of the time. This is the only one I do not trust well.

6. Certo 

Very few people know about this trick. I just found out about it about two years ago. It never failed me. All you have to is put this certo jell in a Gatorade or juice and drink it. It stops your pee from peeing out any THC in your system. It tastes kind of bad and probably isn’t good for you. But it does get the job down. It is hard to find these around anymore. The used to be at WalMart then they stopped. The only place I’ve found them is on Amazon HERE.

7. Water, Vitamin B and Energy Drinks

Workout nonstop leading up to your test. Drink water all day, peeing as much as you can. Then about an hour before the test, after peeing a lot, take a Vitiation B-12 and drink a Rockstar. It will help turn your pee yellow.

8. Oil Change

If you’re that determined to do this. Good luck.

9. Workaholics Drug Testing Way

You will probably get in more trouble for doing this. But it’s worth a shot.

10. Staying Sober

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I don’t know many rappers that aren’t smoking weed these days. Just about every rapper has a weed song or is part of a weed anthem. I think it’s safe to say that we can never have too much marijuana music on our itunes. Curren$y once said, “No album is complete without a weed song.” All most of these rappers really want in life is money, women, weed and a bottle in their hand. As long as weed have new nugs being sold, we will continually have new smoking music. 4.20 seems like a good time to give appreciate Rappers And Their Weed. Without weed most of them wouldn’t be able to make it through the day. Think about how Boosie is doing without purple right now. Rappers need their weed like a bong needs a nug. Hear are 20 pictures and songs of Rappers And Their Weed.

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As a marijuana smoker you have to deal with some of the downfalls of marijuana. Cottonmouth is one of those things. At times, it isn’t that bad. Other times, it can be the end of the world. I don’t know the key to curing cottonmouth. I like to think gum is the best cure. I know Mt. Dew works great until about two seconds after you finish a drink.

The Mythbusters did a similar experiment with hot sauce cures. The video has been taken down by Discovery channel. Maybe, we just might do a video just like this but with marijuana and cottonmouth.

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Over the years stoners have thought of new ways of getting high. Using all kinds of tools and science. Yea! Science! We’ve moved from wooden pipes to joints to bongs to dabs. That seems the way it ended up being. We now have hash, hash oil and earwax. Dabn’ wax is the new way to get high in Southern Cali these days. It’s like a lifestyle. But there are a ton of other and new ways to get stoned. We had a list of the 10 Best Ways To Smoke Your Weed. I feel like I haven’t found better ways, just updated methods of getting stoned. How many have you tried?

1. Dabs

A Dab is defined by the WeedMaps staff as, “any (concentrated) product of a chemical (or organic) extraction being performed on cannabis. Isopropanyl and Butane are the most common solvents used for this process but there are many that will work.” It that confused you like it did to me the first time reading, I made simple directions. With pictures too! I have yet to “take a dab”, but plan on stepping up one day. This is definetely the new way to smoke your weed. It was all over the L.A High Times Cannabis Cup. The Cali Connection team got The Game to take on stage when he was performing.

2. The Pool Gravity Bong

This is taking gravity bongn’ to a whole other level. I’ve taken a gravity bong out of a big orange cone from a pool but never anything like this. No way you’re not high as hell after hitting this one time.

3. G-Pen

G-Pen’s have seem to of taken over like dabs has. It’s really an amazing product that can be used almost anywhere. That’s what a potheads wants. A device that they can use to smoke just about any and everywhere they want. I’ve seen people smoking a g-pen insides bars, smoking sections and just anywhere else on the street. I’ve only hit one once and definitely enjoyed it. My buddy just picked one up and seems to be madly in love with it. Below is how a g-pen works.

4. Volcano Vaporizer

Vaporizers have seem to come and go very quickly. They seemed like the best way to smoke your weed. Now we have dabs and g-pens. It’s still healthier than a joint and does get you really high. I see them dying out eventually. Am I wrong?

5. Smoking This Joint

I just don’t know how one would go about smoking this thing without making a mess. There has to be so much ash. How the hell would you even ash it without making some type of mess? I salute those that rolled this and smoked this.

6. Clearing This Zong

Personally, Zongs are my favorite type of bong. The look and amount of smoke you can fit in the bong is why. One good clear of the zong from a size like this will have you very high. Plus you look cool while doing it. lol

7. This Way Of Smoking Hash

I know this is a very old trick to smoking hash and the title says new. No big deal.This trick is affective. It seems to burn the hash perfectly and not burn it out fast. You get a good hit and don’t have to keep lighting it. Just do exactly as the guy did in the video below.

8. Using This Oxygen Mask Bong

Gas mask’s are on another level of smoking weed. They get you very high, very fast. You’re just constantly breathing in weed smoke. There’s nothing you can do but get high. Keep your eyes closed.

9. Smoking A Whole Bowl Out Of A 6 Foot Bong

Clearing a full bowl out of a six foot bong gets you up there. You’re already high because you’re standing on a table or chair to hit this thing. It takes strong lungs and time to kill the entire six feet. But when you do, you will happier than ever.

Photo credit to myself. My buddy on the right bought this for $60 at smoke shop called Wild Side at Michigan State University. The guy in the store said he could clear it one hit. He was lying. We walked through the unmean streets of East Lansing and just about everybody was staring and laughing.

10. Hash Joints

What makes a joint better? Hash, no shit. I’ve smoke ones with the long piece of hash down the middle before. I have NOT smoked a joint rolled with hash though. That is like a life long dream. I could just stare at that joint forever.

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